BTN.com staff, BTN.com staff, July 14, 2015
Fantasy football leagues are open – yes, already – with kickoff just about two months away.
So, you have plenty of time to sign up, not to mention to come up with a creative name that gets the attention of your friends/league members.
We did this before basketball season last year, and now it's time to do it for football.
Here are two fantasy team names for every Big Ten team:
ILLINOIS
Dudek, Where?s My Car?
Lunt Trauma
INDIANA
Dominique Booth Ferry
Simmie?s Corn on the Cobbs
IOWA
Three & Ott
Ferentzic Science (h/t @chfortfun)
MARYLAND
Skid Rowe
Un-Likely Explanation
MICHIGAN
Sausage & Peppers
Bolden the Beautiful
MICHIGAN STATE
Hide & Shilique
What?s Connor Cookin? Good Lookin?
MINNESOTA
Let Sleeping Dogs Liedner
Maye I have some more?
NEBRASKA
Go Westerkamp, Young Man
Rebecca De?Mornay
NORTHWESTERN
Thorson?s Hammer
VanHoose your daddy?
OHIO STATE
Vonn but not forgotten
We Are Jalin Marshall
PENN STATE
Out of WHackenberg
Head over Akeels
PURDUE
Appleby of My Eye
Purple Hazell
RUTGERS
Raise the Carroof!
Take Your Lumpkin
WISCONSIN
Rotten to the Core-y Clement
Hip Hop Stave
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Here are some of our other favorites:
Grin and Barrett
J-Shun?s Harris Poll
Bosa Knows Bosa
DaeSean of the Dead
Cal-houn let the dogs out?
Sister Hazell
Zeke Havoc (h/t JacobSims)
Cardale Sin
Briean?s Boddy shop
DaeSean of the Dead
Head over Akeels
This House is Ferentz
Jack of All-en Trades
Butt of the Joke
Braxton?s Hicks
Armstrong as an Ox
Zack?s Oliver Garden
Meyer Beware
Franklin My Darling
Life of Riley
Flooding the Banks