BTN.com staff, BTN.com staff, July 14, 2015

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Fantasy football leagues are open – yes, already – with kickoff just about two months away.

So, you have plenty of time to sign up, not to mention to come up with a creative name that gets the attention of your friends/league members.

We did this before basketball season last year, and now it's time to do it for football.

Here are two fantasy team names for every Big Ten team:

ILLINOIS
Dudek, Where?s My Car?
Lunt Trauma

INDIANA
Dominique Booth Ferry
Simmie?s Corn on the Cobbs

IOWA
Three & Ott
Ferentzic Science (h/t @chfortfun)

MARYLAND
Skid Rowe
Un-Likely Explanation

MICHIGAN
Sausage & Peppers
Bolden the Beautiful

MICHIGAN STATE
Hide & Shilique
What?s Connor Cookin? Good Lookin?

MINNESOTA
Let Sleeping Dogs Liedner
Maye I have some more?

NEBRASKA
Go Westerkamp, Young Man
Rebecca De?Mornay

NORTHWESTERN
Thorson?s Hammer
VanHoose your daddy?

OHIO STATE
Vonn but not forgotten
We Are Jalin Marshall

PENN STATE
Out of WHackenberg
Head over Akeels

PURDUE
Appleby of My Eye
Purple Hazell

RUTGERS
Raise the Carroof!
Take Your Lumpkin

WISCONSIN
Rotten to the Core-y Clement
Hip Hop Stave

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Here are some of our other favorites:

Grin and Barrett

J-Shun?s Harris Poll

Bosa Knows Bosa

DaeSean of the Dead

Cal-houn let the dogs out?

Sister Hazell

Zeke Havoc (h/t JacobSims)

Cardale Sin

Briean?s Boddy shop

DaeSean of the Dead

Head over Akeels

This House is Ferentz

Jack of All-en Trades

Butt of the Joke

Braxton?s Hicks

Armstrong as an Ox

Zack?s Oliver Garden

Meyer Beware

Franklin My Darling

Life of Riley

Flooding the Banks