Brent Yarina, Senior Editor, April 5, 2016

From the never-thought-we'd-write-this file: Sparty's golf cart has gone missing.

That's right, somebody stole the sculpted Michigan State mascot's ride from the MSU Union on Sunday, according to the Michigan State University Police Department.

Simply put, not cool.

Sparty will get his cart back, that much is certain, and the MSUPD is doing its part to make it happen sooner rather than later.

If anyone sees the golf cart, he or she is urged to contact Detective Chad Davis at 517-355-2226 or at You can also submit an anonymous tip via our Submit Tips app on this page.


Sparty's reaction to all of this? That's right here.

h/t: @Tradition